~Jenny the Real Swag Queen~
This blog is a cluster fuck of what the fuck ever. Obsessed with everything.
Anyways, feel free to talk to me about anything.
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darrynek:

mom, my penis is EXTREMELY small, and i know i got it from you

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falloutboy:

thanks pete.

falloutboy:

thanks pete.

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dancingqueen707:

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

image

image

It made me so happy

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marina diamandis’ eyes

marina diamandis’ eyes



Anonymous: "Six"

Hmmm what would I be blogging about when I was six…..

probably like strawberries and bunnies and landscapes ahaha

(around that time I use to live near/on a farm kinda)

Oh and trampolines xD

I’d be a very girly summer blog ;P



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put-yourself-backtogether:

Sometimes before it gets betterThe darkness gets biggerThe person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger
i’m not sure if i’m gonna finish this so yeah i wanted to post it anyway

put-yourself-backtogether:

Sometimes before it gets better
The darkness gets bigger
The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger

i’m not sure if i’m gonna finish this so yeah i wanted to post it anyway

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"Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties." 

    "Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties."
  • Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
  • Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
  • Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
  • Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
  • Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
  • Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
  • Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
  • Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
  • Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
  • Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
  • Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
  • Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
  • Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
  • Mikey: All of them.
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fox-party:

REALITY by Taraneh Azar (Do not repost to any websites or remove caption).

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